Greatest Rapper Alive

Its kind of undisputed that Lil Wayne aka Young Weezy aka Young Wizzle aka Young Money aka Weezy F Baby is the best rapper alive. There’s no arguing this. He’s actually so deeply entrenched as the ‘greatest rapper alive’ that stating otherwise would be like arguing that the earth is flat.  I’m bored and needless to say, a little obsessed.  No homo.  Anyhoo here’s a few of Young Stunna’s gems that just prove my point.

I’m so fucking high I could eat a star

Put A Motherfucker on ice like the Maple Leafs/That’s a hockey team and I ain’t on no hockey team/But I’m a champion where’s the fucking Rocky theme?

Beef, yes, chest, feet/Tag, bag, blood, sheets/Yikes, yeeks, great Scott/Storch can I borrow your yacht?

Married to the Benjamins/Battle all my enemies/Riding with Big Foot, Harry, and the Hendersons.

Self made G, and them bitches know the business/Relying on rap, but in the kitchen I’m a chemist/And when I was 5, my favorite movie was “The Gremlins”/Ain’t got shit to do with this, but I just thought that I should mention

Buck Ten in the coupe, and your bitch love it/Switching lane faster than she switch subject

Damn right I kissed my daddy/I think they’re pissed at how rich my daddy is…/Who was there when I needed money? Just my daddy…/Who said that I’d be the one? Just my daddy/Hello hip-hop, I’m home, it’s your daddy

Let’s do a pill I can fuck you for an hour with that and to the kids “DRUGS KILL” I’m acknowledging that/But when I’m on the drugs I don’t have a problem with that

I Got The Rambo Knife and The Hunting Apparel….

This is the part where our respective girlfriend’s roll their eyes and surf Cuteoverload. This is where anyone with half a testicle and enough years to fondly remember John Rambo, starts getting really fucking excited. The trailer for the new Rambo movie has been circulating on the web for a bit. But like I said, any man worth his weight in semen should get a kicker out of this. Enjoy.